Everyone knows who Ted Bundy was and seemingly everybody loves a good documentary on serial killers. In case you didn’t know, Ted Bundy is one of the most notorious serial killers known for killing young girls in the Pacific Northwest … Continue reading Netflix Recommended: Conversations With A Killer: The Ted Bundy Tapes
I’ve been sitting down to put out a blog about the New England Patriots since the game ended on Sunday. Problem! Every time I sit down to write I get distracted by videos of Jason McCourty celebrating. Then I start … Continue reading J-Mac Gets What He Deserves
This blog is actually just pictures of me having fun but probably looking terrified… This past weekend I went down to Connecticut, willingly for some god known reason, to Foxwoods to partake in some baseball festivities. Winter Weekend is a nice little offseason fan fest put on by the Boston Red Sox. It was so much fun. I, somehow, managed to survive the day with only 2 coffees! I met some pretty awesome people, finally got pictures with a few more. Everyone knows that this Jess is the wrong Jess for baseball. I’m not anti-baseball but I don’t like it … Continue reading I Did Baseball Weekend
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There’s a list probably a CVS receipt long* of reasons that one shouldn’t take me places. For instance, I burp like a seasoned professional man, and I’m highly inappropriate, I have a colorful vocabulary… what can I say, my dad’s … Continue reading Reasons Why You Can’t Take Me Anywhere
Seriously, what is he hiding? We’ve all seen his coat get larger by the minute game season, but what on earth is he hiding under there? We can see that he’s not a large as this coat, even if he … Continue reading What Is Tom Brady Hiding?
You loved me the second that my mom told you that she as pregnant with her fifth child. You adored me the 2 seconds after getting mad at my mom for ruining the surprise and telling you she was having a girl. (Sorry, I have to take my mom’s side on this, Nana, she didn’t tell you directly I was going to be a girl, she just wanted pink yarn!) Growing up I always knew that I could count on you to do everything you could for us. Keep us well fed, couldn’t go to your house without going to … Continue reading 1/10/11 Forever In Our Hearts
Now, I’ve always known that I am my Dad, but seeing it side-by-side thanks to Snapchat was something else. I was just playing with Snapchat filters, like every millennial does, when I came across this filter seen here. My first thought was, “Holy shit, I look like my Dad circa 1983.” Well, I was wrong on the year (Oct 1985, says the back of the photo in my hand) but I am correct in my take that I am the spitting image of my father. Yup, just like Agatha Trunchbull told Matilda, only in my case it’s an accurate statement. … Continue reading Maybe She Was Born With It, Maybe It Was Snapchat
So, last night our favorite robot, Gordon Hayward, had 35 points. Apparently, that’s what people call “good” in the world of basketball. After the game, his teammates dumped bottles of water on his hair, which doesn’t move during the game. … Continue reading The Gordon Hayward Saga Continues
This one might be a little lengthy, but it’s a topic we all love. That’s right, only pressing topics here at One Second Takes. It’s time we talk about midnight snacks. I love me some good pizza rolls as much as the next teenage boy, or my bother, but they’re just not as good in the microwave and in the middle of the night I don’t have the time to commit to turning on the oven (or toaster oven). What’s the best food to eat in the middle of the night? I asked and I got answers: Shredded Cheese – … Continue reading It’s Time We Talk About A Real Topic
