Taco Bell Causes Depression

I’ve wanted Taco Bell for over a month. Thought of a genius idea, download Uber Eats, they have to be down here by now! NO. That’s where I was very, very wrong. I live 5 minutes outside of the delivery zone. I’ve never been so let down. Here’s the map, obviously altered because I don’t want y’all weirdo’s showing up at my house: Was that click bait enough for you? Did I do that right? Continue reading Taco Bell Causes Depression

I Went To Sephora Once

The young woman working told me, very nicely, that I should stop using baby soap because it will clog my pores. Thank you for looking out for normal people, but you could lather me up in Crisco like I was a light pole in Philadelphia and I still wouldn’t get any clogged pores. I’m going to keep using Dove Baby Sensitive Skin Body Wash because it’s the only thing that doesn’t irritate it. Continue reading I Went To Sephora Once

A Real Blog, More Than One Sentence. I’m Not Sorry.

Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady went “head to head” last night during Sunday Night Football. I expected it to be an utter shootout between the offenses, knowing that each defense isn’t exactly what anyone would call “elite.” This was only the second match up between the two quarterbacks. Each quarterback is top-tier, yes, but one is truly better than the other. And it’s not who you think I’m going to say. Aaron Rodgers is a more talented quarterback than Tom Brady, and way less appreciated than he should be. I still don’t think people give Rodgers enough credit. — jess … Continue reading A Real Blog, More Than One Sentence. I’m Not Sorry.